Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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