What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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