Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I lost the right to judge tonight
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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