It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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