I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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