I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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