The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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