at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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