i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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