It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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