ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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