Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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