I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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