We're facebook friends in real life
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I see more hoeing in ur future
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