:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Bring me that man meat
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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