A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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