Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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