We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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