im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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