Its about making memories worth repressing
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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