This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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