Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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