Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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