make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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