So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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