We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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