I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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