Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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