is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm at about main and main street
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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