They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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