my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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