Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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