My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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