I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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