dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Boobs speak an international language.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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