What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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