with your own penis?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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