why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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