Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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