I am puke
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize