We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
love makes seman taste better
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
