Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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