i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
home. puking in laundry basket.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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