bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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