Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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