Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize