He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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