butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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