Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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