Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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