it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
