no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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