I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
