Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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