I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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