and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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